STUFF MY FRIENDS SAY

LOL chats.

February 28, 2010 at 9:00am
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G: some people don't even know the meaning of "purim spirit."

February 6, 2010 at 8:48am
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A: I’ve found out that I’m ok at Call of Duty 2, that I shouldn’t smoke when I’m sick, and that Zach Galifianakis used to have a talk show.

February 5, 2010 at 8:48am
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A: My neighbor down the hall just asked to borrow a cup of milk. We had no milk.

G: This is like a Russian movie.

February 3, 2010 at 8:47am
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[upon explaining to a Japanese friend the concept of online dating]

C: The guys are not looking good. Interesting…It is like the reality show.

February 2, 2010 at 8:47am
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G: So! I bought a bag. A patent leather Marc Jacobs tote in navy and…TURQUOISE!

J: Good for you! Supporting the American Indians like that!

February 1, 2010 at 8:47am
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J: ‘Bout time somone rhymed Binoche.”

January 31, 2010 at 8:47am
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[regarding "Jersey Shore" e-cards]

P: Is that how they’re really whoring themselves out?

G: Supposedly they also demand $10,000 for appearances at clubs.

P: That, i’ve heard…I want $10,000 to show up and get drunk!!

G: All you have to do is look like an ass on national TV.

P: DUDE! I already look like an asshole here [at work]!!

G: That’s not the same as national TV.

8:47am
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J: I say the bathing hobo midget is hopelessly bad.

J: I say the bathing hobo midget is hopelessly bad.

January 30, 2010 at 8:13am
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G: I would have added, “My good friend Father Jazzy Jeff has been guiding me on my quest. For some reason, he keeps getting thrown out of the house of the Lord.”

January 29, 2010 at 8:13am
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[reacting to the video above]

S: That’s something I never thought I would see—a LOL Hitler.

G: Oh, man. Your kids will be watching LOL 9/11 on their hologram phones.