STUFF MY FRIENDS SAY

LOL chats.

December 3, 2011 at 12:17pm
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The Wall Street Journal Magazine suggests a very practical holiday gift.

The Wall Street Journal Magazine suggests a very practical holiday gift.

November 24, 2011 at 8:00am
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Lively Productions turned my short story into a podcast

Listen to my McSweeney’s piece “Blanche DuBois Gives You a Tour of Her Company’s Christmas Party” performed as a monologue by Lively Productions.

Click on the 11/21/11 podcast, and start at the 5:24 mark. Enjoy!

August 26, 2011 at 8:14pm
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Reblogged from nycdigital

nycdigital:

New Yorkers:

NYC.gov is back up and running and is optimized for heavy traffic with essential information about Hurricane Irene on the homepage.

You can also get breaking updates by following @NYCMayorsOffice and @NotifyNYC on Twitter and going to the Office of Emergency Management’s Facebook page, all of which will be updated throughout the weekend and accessible if NYC.gov experiences downtime.

(via nycedc)

May 19, 2011 at 1:37pm
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This should be “goodnight, sweet prints.” Is no one an English major?! (Taken with instagram)

This should be “goodnight, sweet prints.” Is no one an English major?! (Taken with instagram)

February 28, 2010 at 9:00am
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G: some people don't even know the meaning of "purim spirit."

February 6, 2010 at 8:48am
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A: I’ve found out that I’m ok at Call of Duty 2, that I shouldn’t smoke when I’m sick, and that Zach Galifianakis used to have a talk show.

February 5, 2010 at 8:48am
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A: My neighbor down the hall just asked to borrow a cup of milk. We had no milk.

G: This is like a Russian movie.

February 4, 2010 at 8:47am
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G: Am i the only one around here who is chock full of ennui?

February 3, 2010 at 8:47am
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[upon explaining to a Japanese friend the concept of online dating]

C: The guys are not looking good. Interesting…It is like the reality show.

February 2, 2010 at 8:47am
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G: So! I bought a bag. A patent leather Marc Jacobs tote in navy and…TURQUOISE!

J: Good for you! Supporting the American Indians like that!